Glen "GARRI" Glen Ross...
By: Smitty
"A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!!" ~Blake from Glengarry Glen Ross
If there is one thing that GSCH has, its the ability to fight for what they want and overcome tremendous odds. They are always closing. Last night the Sabres were bouncing back and forth between maintaining SoR BL totally blue, and wiping all the nasty red and green from Kaineng BL (Or as Finn calls it Sanctum of Rall - Extension 1.) Keeping sentries on SoR was a bit of a task for the evening since the crew running was a bit scant. But the call eventually came out that Ferguson was cheesed off enough at us that they made a heavy and committed push on our Garri without taking anything else to catch us off guard, and they nearly did.
Once the call came in, we immediately waypointed to Citadel and poured in to Garri to find them already in our lords room. Many thanks to a few individuals on the map who contested the ring until we arrived. Forces were on Ferguson's side, red was everywhere. Luckily for us, they kept the fight on the ground floor, thinking they had the upper hand, taking a fully upgraded Garri in short notice. But, GSCH was ready to close, and so we did. Several of us broke off the main zerg and were amazed when Ferguson didn't notice us building arrow carts on the second floor. Our intrepid troops continued to banner the lord despite the odds keeping them off-balance. By the time their zerg realized we built 4 arrow carts on the second floor, it was all over except for the crying. We wiped them out to a retreat from the lords room with little fuss and forced them to make a half-hearted attempt on Hills. Emboldened and puff-chested from our massive defense, we waypointed to Hills and took glee in dropping cows on their heads in an isolated corner of south hills, laughing as the bags rained on us like manna from heaven!
"A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested in Garri? I know you are because it's f%#$ or walk. You close the gate or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for The Six?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk in to Garri unless he wants to die. Sitting out there waiting to give you their bags! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?" ~Blake from Glengarry Glen Ross with minor changes by Smitty